44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.
I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS
Why should i go for Chris Pratt in it, i didn’t even know who he was before, but hello there is a SPEAKING AND WALKING TREE IN IT? AND A LOT OF PENG PENG PEW PEW AND I LOVE THOSE THINGS?
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
I need your help!
Hey my dear follower,
I need your help!
This week is #GISHWHES week. So my team and I have lots of funny, crazy, charitable and nearly impossible things to do.
One of the itmes on the list is to finde someone, whose name is a noun, verb or a phrase, and take a photo with him or her and his or her driver’s license with everything blacked out except for his or her name.
So if you have such a great name or know anyone, please let me know!
The language doesn’t matter and I (we) would be very thankfull!
A reblogg would be a help as well.
Thanks a lot! <33
Kale! (A sonnet for my GISHWHES team, the Consulting Timelords)
Consulting Timelords, dearest team of mine:
I wish to shower thee with heaps of kale!
O kale, o kale, thou fairest food divine,
Thou tasteth fresh and sweet and never stale!
Let it be known that kale is best of all!
Let kale be praised all up and down the land!
Let it be writ on each and every wall!
Thou tasteth sweet and green and never bland!
My ladies, lords and ev’rything betwixt!
Please know that kale is vital to this life!
Without it, GISHWHES might as well be nixed!
So sayeth Master Misha, kids and wife.
Gishbot and Miss Jean Louis, they will agree.
As for the Elopus? Oh, well … we’ll see.