In a surprise announcement, the ARD has recently revealed that the first season of their successful and long-running science-fiction series, “Arzt Wer”, which for many years had been thought to have been lost with no hope of recovery, has been discovered in their secret base in northern Sweden. This marks the first time in eight whole years that fans of the series will be able to enjoy the episodes, starring Otto Waalkes as the eponymous character, the Neunter Arzt.
The season opens with Rose Tailah (Sonya Kraus), a 19-year old girl living in modern day Berlin. Her life seems entirely normal, until one day an encounter with the deadly alien Gummibärchen leads to her meeting the Arzt, who after a wild adventure takes her into his ZurDiR as his new Begleitperson. But the Arzt has a terrible secret – he is the last survivor of the Zeitenkrieg, a great Weltkrieg in which his race, the Zeitenherren fought against the Dalederhos’n. The Arzt ended the war himself, killing everybody else in it, using a destructive weapon known as Der Momäänt.
But as it turns out, the Arzt is not the only survivor Zeitenkrieg – soon enough, the Arzt encounters one of his mortal enemies, a Dalederhos’n, a member of a race of alien mutants which with their frightening screams of “O-ZAPFT-IS!” have for generations terrified many children watching the series. And of course, they are not the only enemies that the Arzt faces – Das Leere Drecksbalg, hessische Geister from the future, the family Calmund, members of an alien race plotting to start the Dritten Weltkrieg for their own goals… and behind it all, there are the mysterious words “Scheiß Köter”, spread throughout time and space…
(Arzt Wer logo by sleeplessart)
44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.
I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS
Why should i go for Chris Pratt in it, i didn’t even know who he was before, but hello there is a SPEAKING AND WALKING TREE IN IT? AND A LOT OF PENG PENG PEW PEW AND I LOVE THOSE THINGS?